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Post-courtesy years

The period of life, observed in the elderly, where the rules of polite conversation and overt public embarrassment are no longer followed. People in their post-courtesy years see no need to be polite and blurt out exactly what they think, regardless of how embarrassing or unkind it is to the subject or surrounding parties. Often manifests in the late 70's.
Grandma in her post-courtesy years, said "My son-in-law has a big nose just like yours."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
by Heymercury April 21, 2010
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Post mature ejaculation

When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.
Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.
by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017
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Post-apple juice

n. Cider, ie an alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice.
'Pint of post-apple juice please, mate.'

By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
by Breld January 13, 2012
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bitch-me post

When someone posts something on a social-networking sight such as Twitter or Facebook, saying something mean with out using someone's name, but you know it's about you.
Taylor's Tweet: I cannot stand you. You are so annoying!

Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.

The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.

Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
by laurene716 June 15, 2011
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Post Office IM

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
by Gray84 October 3, 2009
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Post-Pump Syndrome

After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone

Depression

Shrinkage

Steroid Usage
That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.
by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020
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by uhhh... RANDOM PERSON January 31, 2021
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