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Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.
Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal
by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020
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bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.
Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.
by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016
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The Gay Incest Band

An insulting name for the tv show/music group The Naked Brothers Band.
Oh boy time to watch some Nickelodeon. Hope some good shows are on, spongebob, maybe Danny phantom...oh great...it's The Gay Incest Band....
by Bassnium.exe October 2, 2023
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worst band in the world

The way Limp Bizkit front man Fred Durst refers to his band.
Fred Durst: You want the worst? You got the worst; Limp Bizkit ladies and gentlemen - the worst band in the world!
by transistance October 17, 2008
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Brazilian Wrist Band

When one person sticks their hand up another person's butt whole (fisting) and then that person clenches their butt and when the person pulls their hand out they have a wrist band of poop around their wrist.
Dude, i got the illest Brazilian Wrist Band last night i aint showering for 2 days.
by Brazilian Brother May 10, 2011
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The best band in the world

Metallica. The greatest band of all time. Nirvana is close to Metallica, but Metallica is better. (Nirvana rocks, though I like Metallica a little bit better)Metallica consists of James Hetfield, Kirk Hammil, Lars Ulrich, and... it was Cliff Burton, but I forgot the new guy's name. Well, they rock!
Damn, Metallica's Ride the Lightning was the best album ever made!
by JsRf13 April 10, 2005
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Boy Band Ass

Used to describe a very attractive women with big tits who is walking towards you. When she passes by and you check out her ass, only to find there is no ass which resembles most of the asses in a boy band.
Dale picked up a bitch at the food court with boy bad ass, took her home and tried to pound her doggy style and threw up all over her back as he looked down and saw her skinny, flat, boy band ass
by NWFHA August 7, 2009
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