beef curtains

Sloppy vagina.

Dom Panetta orders tabasco sauce on the side when he gets sticky with beef curtains.

by 3rddd-floor-quad March 7, 2009

Beef Cake

When a female has had sex numerous times, thus resulting in a saggy vagina.

Alexandra is a beef cake because she has too much sex.

by Defgirl676 April 10, 2009

beef stew

the act of taking a syrupy, unusually wet diarrhea in a girls mouth, then proceeding to throat fuck that hoe...yea...that just happened

Dude, did you hear about Steve? He totally beef stewed that chick last night;right after he finished, she totally turned around and yammed all over Derek, who they didnt even know was there, what the fuck was he doing?

by James North January 30, 2008

anus beef

the beef that comes from the anus. Also known as feces, poop, crap, shit, etc.

Bro, your breath smells worse than anus beef.

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013

Beef Raped

When you are a vegetarian and you walk in to a Panda Express and the nice asian lady pretty much forces a piece of beijing beef down your throat even though you specifically tell her you dont want to try it. and then you lie and say that its pretty good

Person 1: "I went to Panda yesterday and the lady made me try the beijing beef"

Person 2: "KEVIN GOT BEEF RAPED!!!"

Group: "Beef, rape, spicy!"

by kevitron October 12, 2008

Beef Dangle

The act of performing oral sex on a male who is only partly circumcised, and ripping the remainder of the foreskin off in your two front teeth, but it goes unrealised and the performer continues to walk around for the remainder of the day with this foreskin stuck between their two front teeth.

Jenny gave me head last night and totally got a beef dangle

by Neelhtak33 December 20, 2010

Brick and Beef

Used to refer to something that hasn't gone to plan.

'It's brick and beef, it's not gone well.' ~ J Clarkson

by JemmaG January 20, 2009