Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

I mean, sometimes

To draw attention to a unique or random occurrence by pretending or acting like the event isn’t random

Chase: I am walking around the park and I found out that the coworker I hate moved into the neighborhood!
Nathan: I mean, sometimes. . .

by thebeardwonder April 20, 2024

I, ANgel JOSe ROBles Am Free I

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 08, 2025

I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself

I prefer warm water :3

by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023

national i love you day

tell your loved ones or partner how much you appreciate them and value their comfort

ex: Pan: hey joey! i love you so much even if i dont always express it or show it.

Joey: why are you telling me this now?
Pan: Bc it’s national i love you day duh!!

by @M23y November 08, 2023

I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart

me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group

by HehejwiwoaoaoOzkkNklLaoaiwiieu May 28, 2020