I missed the part where that's my problem

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005

break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006

poop the come out of my ass

Usually used to confuse someone, or degrade them, by saying that they are the poop the come out of my ass.

Phrase founded by a n00b on zenhexand now used by many.

Person1: Why do you not like me?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: I luv GC!!!
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: Are you listening?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

etc...

by Shimmer March 6, 2005

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 20, 2019