A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'
'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'
'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
'Yeah, sure.'
'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'
'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
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Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET
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Get the JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket mug.A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem
Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
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Get the I missed the part where that's my problem mug.What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)
by Faiella December 7, 2007
Get the break my foot off in your ass mug.by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016
Get the what am i doing with my life mug.A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.
Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
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Get the I thlammed my penith in the car door mug.The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.
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