Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

the duty man

a man that has promised his girlfriend sex and has to leave to fill those duties

"they call me the duty man for a reason"

by snoevit August 29, 2018

Joy-man

The stereotype-defying, ever so elusive, funny German.

I saw my share of funny joy-mans at comedy shows.

by IrishWisdom February 19, 2019

stone man syndrome

Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.

Stone man syndrome is a rare disease that is always fatal

by Justadude20 March 28, 2022

Clean man

A clean man is on of the best men you can find out there. Not only do they keep things clean but the know how to take care of themselves. They are also one of the most attractive men. If you find one keep them

Girl1: how was the stay at your bf house
Girl2: GURL he is a clean man
Girl1:👁👄👁

by anonymous May 10, 2021

Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19

Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️〽️ER July 22, 2019

The man

A guy who is cool but weird but still cool yknow like Adian

Ay have seen that dude Adian he is the man. AyYyy its Aidan

by Your.Favorite.gay.bean May 3, 2021