puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words

Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?

by tkettle June 29, 2010

Tennassee Titty Fuck

Like a stand up 69 but the woman tit fucks instead of giving head.

Dude me and my Girlfriend did the tennassee titty fuck last night, im so soar.

by Exploding Tacos July 20, 2010

Go Fuck Yaself!

1)one of the catchphrases of Anthony Williams. somethimes used in conjunction with "ya-ya-yo"2)leave me and go inflict intercourse to your self

Go Fuck Yaself!

by Rodrigo Huffelpuff August 6, 2010

Calm Your Fuck

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.

Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

by Cougar the Man June 20, 2007

Dotcom Fucking Ruff

A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.

"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

i'll stand fucking

phrase used by the northern region of wales to promote his/her of the side of argument

if thats a try i'll stand fucking

by beastyboi October 13, 2008

little pussy fuck

1) An individual whom displays any the lesser value of the four cardinal virtues: patients, temperance, fortitude, or justice.

2) The ultimate whining in a mainstream society.

3) The lesser quality of ones attitude in an adventurous circumstance.

4) a spoiled brat or bitch.

I would have helped the little pussy fuck had he not been so concerned for himself.

by Jl77diver January 6, 2014