an involuntarily celibate bitch who thinks making sexist comments and jokes about women is fine. he thinks women owe him something and often whines about being lonely to make women feel bad for them. he is that type of man who can come off as creepy and will probably tell you the story of when a girl broke his heart in first grade and uses it as an excuse for his behaviors. incels often have an addiction to beating their meat to porn every night because they dont know how to talk to women in real life without being weird and straight up disrespectful. they are the men who hit you up with a suggestive message on social media instead of acting like normal men and not like horny bitches in heat.
incel: "hey girl. you're beautiful, do you send any?"
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
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