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soggy waffle 

An item of refuse. Used mainly in terms of romance and relationships. A person who has been buttered up and then left standing alone without further indulgence. An unwanted item. A forgotten individual, no matter how delictable or delicious they may be.
He pushed me aside like a soggy waffle.

Nigerian Waffle Maker 

A nigerian that makes delicious waffles.

blue waffle 

person 1:have you heard from lil joe?

Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!

or...

Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle
blue waffle by stephybaby June 27, 2011

red waffle 

when a women is menstrating

also refer to blue waffle
Jack: dude, did you see Jackie

David: I know, she must have a red waffle
red waffle by mhwahahaha May 11, 2010

couch waffle 

a girl who only packs major cram-age in her waffle on a couch.
a couch waffle is a girl that only packs major cram-age in her vagina on couches.
couch waffle by shankeeannlynn December 5, 2010

cunt waffle 

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles
cunt waffle by lullage99 February 21, 2015