It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.
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dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!
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Get the Two Dicks Deep mug.The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.
What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
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Get the Two-way ticket mug.After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
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Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration
Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration
Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?
Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though
Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though
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