by vindex parsley April 09, 2011
to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody
which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
by eskimo___ May 03, 2020
A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.
by progressives October 24, 2009
when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.
Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration
Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration
Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?
Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though
Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though
by Barcelona Supporter April 07, 2011
by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017
When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.
Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.
"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."
"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."
by basketweave332 December 11, 2019
a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;
relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;
a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;
a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013