Sea-monster

a penis which submerged in water or wet

his trunks fell and his sea-monster was clearly visible to the next swimming group

by Tom King April 11, 2006

The Lube Monster

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

by willey, j April 30, 2009

Pipe Monster

A hood rat who sucks on a crack pipe all day

"Hey, whats up with Lil Breezy over there?"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"

by bman56 October 24, 2008

Cootchie Monster

A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend

John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*

by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 18, 2010

bling monster

A hip-hop group based out of cleveland; An individual who is larger than life itself.

Hell'n Killah is a real bling monster.

by Q November 16, 2004

krookie monster

Skaters unable to skate transition. Originates from the skate trick "k-grind" short for "crooked-grind"

"Dude, that grom can switch heel a 10-stair, but he cant drop into a 2-foot tranny!"
"I know bro, he's a krookie monster"

by Daniel April 05, 2005

meth-monster

Person who has a violent reaction to methamphetamine.

"We sold him some meth, but that guy was a meth-monster, he fucked the place up good."

by MF September 06, 2002