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Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.
by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018
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sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper
You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived
by one sick calf March 6, 2010
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ip logging on live chat

Something that shouldn't happen but it does
An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.
by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023
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Long live gekyume

Long live the only begotten son of the Lord Jah.
Long live gekyume! Free Donny t! LLJ! Jahmen!
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Live by the cock die by the cock

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock
by D Flawless December 6, 2021
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live in ignorance

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness
Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness
by Landon_memegod November 8, 2022
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live laugh love mom

somebody, typically a southern mom, who loves the phrase live laugh love unironically, and they use it day to day. they also typically buy merchandise associated with it.
amy and lauren recently went on a trip to hobby lobby, and bought a live laugh love pillow. they would later bring this back to their house, where their kids made fun of them, calling them live laugh love moms
by paeudonym1994 June 27, 2022
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