Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.

well that tweet was using twitter theory.

by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021

Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle

2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.

by davus0000 May 17, 2025

Jerkmate Synchronization Theory

A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you

Based on the Jerkmate Synchronization Theory, I'm not odd for liking this shit

by Spiotto April 10, 2025

Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.

What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.

by Shit brain May 15, 2010

Austin Theory

A failed cash in

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner

by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022

Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.

My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.

by Fraccy February 21, 2021

Mockery's Theory

All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.

"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"

"Mockery's Theory, man"

by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022