A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.
"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"
by legvnds November 4, 2018
Get the two percent club mug.It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.
by fizzeh January 15, 2019
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If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
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If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
by omally June 27, 2018
Get the Two Butts in a Banana mug.He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.
by Daproduca September 21, 2018
Get the Tasmanian Two Stroke mug.When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.
by TN Decker July 21, 2019
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Get the Two Dicks Deep mug.If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019
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