rag hand

when someone fingers girl on her period

he fingered kelly on her period now he has a rag hand ew

by irockyoursox October 17, 2007

Hand Pants

Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.

Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."

by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

handy hand

When you give the best handy in the state and your acrylic nail falls off.

“Yo I heard Ang broke her nail giving a hand job”
“Oh no not the handy hand!”

by biggganggg March 23, 2021

Ham-Hand

When an individual either male or female is too intoxicated or in an excessively impaired mental state that prevents them from properly performing the act of masturbation upon themselves or another person.

"I was trying to beat off last night and I drank so much fucking robitussin and rubbing alcohol that I wound up just socking myself in the nuts instead, I totally ham-handed that one."

by mikiter September 09, 2013

The invisible hand

A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.

I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me

by Redsword1996 May 03, 2015

ghost hand

A very hard working, underappreciated person. Often dumped on by their friends because of their unreliability. Considered too mature for their age (acting like a father or mother to their peers). Also associated with being updateable.

Jake: Who is she? she's hott
Tom: Dont waste your time, she's a ghost hand
Jake: Damn, what a waste...

by obsolete10 December 31, 2008

Holding Hands

Hand holding, when done correctly entails but is not limited to=
Hot, sweaty fun filled sex.

Quinny and Steph like Holding hands, hard.

by DINORAPIST69 July 15, 2014