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You're taking a piss 

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.
A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"
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Taking Cookies 

Attaining the wanted object from an opponent in any type of athletic event, especially soccer and basketball. When attempting to attain said object it is common to utter the phrase, "Cookie cookie cookie!" as the Cookie Monster from Sesame St. often exclaimed.
"Damn he stole the ball right off his foot!"
"Yeah, he's been taking cookies all night!"
Taking Cookies by Crusticles January 18, 2012

talkin smack

levittown, Pa term for talkin shit behind anothers back
Bitch you be talkin smack on me, cause i'll jack yo ass
talkin smack by vibe man April 7, 2004

I'm taking ya!

A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.
Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!
I'm taking ya! by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Taking a break 

Taking a break is when you separate from your significant other for an undetermined amount of time,usually with the intent to get back together.
More often than not,the people taking the break usually end up fooling around with other people,which damages their relationship,probably causing a permanent breakup.
All the things you do whilst "taking a break" will be called upon,even though taking a break is totally a way to cheat and get away with it.
Some people don't understand that.

Chances are,if the guy says he wants to take a break,he's going to screw your hot friend he's had his eye on the whole relationship.While this is happening,the girl will be hoping she can "make it all better" somehow.This can usually be resolved when both of them move on,or the guy gets tired of the hot friend,and goes back to his girl.

If the girl says she wants to take a break,she's going to screw your friend she's had her eye on for the whole relationship(whore).Except in this case, the guy will inevitably end up getting into a fistfight with the friend,and shit will go down.How this one is resolved,I do not know.
John: Babe,I think we need to take a break. Claire: Okay,I guess we can do that.
::John gets drunk and screws Claire's hot friend Stephanie::
2 days later--
Claire: YOU FUCKED STEPHANIE OMFGGGG!!1!!11!
John: We're taking a break,remember?
Claire: Oh yeah...well when you want to get back together,I'm totally going to hold that against you.
John: Fair enough.

tanking the whale 

A term used to describe having sex with someone who is large or has less than desirable physical qualities. It was coined one night when a invitation was sent out to join a party with a "extra large" sorority. When considering to accept said invitation, a man we will simply call JJ calmly said "lets do it, lets tank the whale".
So i went to that girls house the other night and we started to get it on until her room mate walked in and totally saw me tanking the whale.
tanking the whale by Thom Burney November 25, 2007

Talkin Strong 

1) Speaking or attesting to have or have done a skill, ability, action, or memory that may or may not be able to be backed up by facts and deeds.

Person 1: Man i'm about to blow by you and dunk fool.

Person 2: Whatever man you just talkin strong... you ain't bout to go nowhere.

ex.2

Person 1: Ima pull your girl and 5 other shorties in the clup tonight.

Person 2: Man you just talkin strong

Person 1: Yup you'll see.
Talkin Strong by RyanCris February 12, 2009