Chicago Style Surprise

This is the Chicago Style Blowjob, Surprise variant.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.

I was feeling a little spicy last night, and you know my girl likes surprises, so I gave her the Chicago Style Surprise.

Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.

by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017

Chocolate Yogurt Surprise

1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.

2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.

When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.

by Journalism man May 20, 2009

Mississippi Mud Surprise

If you're uncircumcised, and perform anal sex and later discover shit underneath you're foreskin.

He discovered I had the ole' mississippi mud surprise when he took a shower after sex.

by fitofrage February 11, 2010

Danger noodle surprise

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”

“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”

by Mc speedy June 10, 2020

Rainy Day Surprise

Where you have anal sex, pull out your penis, spit on the persons back making them think you've gone then when they turn to look at you splooge in their face.

I gave her a rainy day surprise for her birthday

by Bill Crowley January 26, 2006

Kool Aid Surprise

When you bust a girl's vaginal walls out, and then yell, "Oh, Yeeeeeah!"

And then I was fucking this chick and decided to give her the old Kool Aid Surprise, so I busted through her vaginal wall into whatever the fuck is in there, and then I was all like, "Oh yeeeeeeeeah!"

by Bobo Debauchery June 9, 2009

Brown Surprise

When two persons are engaged in anal sex, and the receiver poops a little.

"I don't have bum sex any more, not ever since the brown surprise." ~ your dad

by MuslamicRayguns July 4, 2014