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stoning someone

dude I really feel like stoning someone. maybe it should be that Luke kid we both hate!
by taybae:) June 5, 2016
mugGet the stoning someonemug.

Stone Mansfield

a very sexy man, has too much rizz and gets an insatiable amount of play
"Stone mansfield spoke to me yesterday! hes so hot!"
by mochibearuwu August 23, 2023
mugGet the Stone Mansfieldmug.

Sammy Stone

Someone who likes to give blumpkins because her favorite color is orange reminding her of pumpkins
AYO 42 LEMME GET A BLUMPKIN

My name is sammy stones and I like orange”
by Uwontforgetme September 28, 2021
mugGet the Sammy Stonemug.

stones

Money. Usually in hundred dollar amounts.
"Yo. I'm about to buy that new watch. It's gonna cost me 3 stones."
by SprocDoc September 30, 2011
mugGet the stonesmug.

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
mugGet the Wind off a stonemug.

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