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The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location
Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.
by Drakenology January 20, 2021
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what a sad

when something is so sad you just need to say it

like when thanos dies in endgame
*thanos dies*

peter: what a sad
by what a sad guy May 6, 2019
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Sad People

Sad People
/S-ad/ P-e-pull/
adjective

1. Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick Person or People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People,

Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Negative Element People, Matter People, Antimatter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic Book People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetrahedron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People,

Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline, Lifeforms, Non-lifeforms, and Life that act like Less than a Nigger Slave.
Sad People
adjective and noun

"Our Rulers are Sad People and Less than Nigger Slaves."

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by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025
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sad ass virgin

ayo is that ME?
Guy: please have sex with me

Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin

Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole
by Fyondike January 25, 2022
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I’m so sad

I just can’t find the skills to help myself
by WorseThanHitler December 26, 2020
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Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”
16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”
by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023
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SAD

Hello SAD!!
by SandwhichKing1016 December 16, 2023
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