Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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Sea Bagging

See Bagging is when a male sailor engages in vertical, backward, upside down sex with a smaller gymnastic female. It begin with the more typical cunnilingus position and as the female is satisfied she goes over the left or right should of the sailor, slowly inching down his back so he is careful to not let go. Eventually she is like the duffel bag thrown over his shoulder, but then she works her way through his buttocks, between his legs where she helps him to the point of satisfaction through oral maneuver.
"She was so impressed with the sailor's standing oral technique that she went over his shoulder and started Sea Bagging him.
by Madre D September 02, 2013
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Sea bagging

When playing a game like sea of thieves or a similar pirate game and you tea bag another player at sea.
That random wouldn’t leave the game so I put my balls in his face till he left, sea bagging was the only way.
by Dipdip potatochip April 05, 2018
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Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.
Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppinMoses.
by Rex Durkin August 08, 2020
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Sea cat

A word describing an island filled with rich people and magical rapists.
Joe really read sea cat with Steam sprites
by Euphrynichus Amanica March 22, 2021
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I'm a fish in the sea

Staying neutral. Saying that you stay out of the current situation and that it has got nothing to do with you.
X: "Why do you always mind my business?!"
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."
by Hatake Kakashi's relative January 16, 2015
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El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.
I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini
by tidalattorney January 11, 2024
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