Rusty

What you call someone who doesn't shower or bathe regularly.

I am so, damn glad that Tim rusty ass has moved out; just look at how dirty my bed sheets are.

I had to make my rusty son shower regularly after noticing how dingy his underwear were every time I do laundry.

by Mackendeez January 26, 2019

Rusty Rim

When your friend’s rectum is rusty. The opposite of a soapy hole.

Helen has a Rusty Rim. She hasn’t been active for a few days.

by Pissface&Pussface February 7, 2019

Rusty Badger

A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.

I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger

by CrazyFecker March 1, 2019

Rustymoan bark

When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.

Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.

by Rennystar March 14, 2019

rusty cannoli

The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.

Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.

by themeatsweats May 6, 2019

Rusty Harcok

Eating the ass of a homeless man that's just had question mexican food for lunch. All while wearing a French maid outfit.

Man, I was so drunk last night I went down to the shelter and did the Ol Rusty Harcok. I feel like I need a shower.

by Klaxon722 May 14, 2019

Rusty lantern

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.

It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.

by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019