Potato gems

The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.

Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.

Do you want some potato gems tonight?

by Borego February 9, 2019

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

Retarded Potato

Also known as Mohammed SALEH. Terrible at Apex. Might be illiterate

That is retarded Potato

by Wethebest09876 February 26, 2019

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

Slav Potato

So basically if you are a slav guy meaning you drink vodka instead of water and do the slav sit wherever you can and you talk in a russian accent constantly, you are slav. But you have to be a lazy slav which makes you a potato. So a lazy slav is a slav potato

Just came back from Russia and saw a Slav Potato near the airport

by aright imma head out September 24, 2019

potatoe mom

A mother that resembles a potatoes.

Man , I dont want to hang out anymore . Your potatoe mom is always watching my every move.

by Jesse ebersole April 14, 2017

Potato wifi

Bad wifi that is bad and is made by lustrousaty

Dude lustrousaty wifi is bad and is potato wifi

by Dudes bro is lol May 13, 2017