tech tip

anything written by a virgin

virgin: "tech tip: you can code using c++"
fbi: "virgin detected"

by sussyamognus July 11, 2022

Tip fishing

The act of ingratiating oneself with someone who has recently come into money or fortune in the hopes of receiving a portion of it. This often involves feigning friendship or displaying exaggerated kindness towards the individual who has obtained the wealth, with the ulterior motive of benefiting financially from the association. Similar to "gold digging," but specifically targeting recent windfalls or successful endeavors.

Berkay: Yoooo dom i love you bro I heard about that fortune 500 company you ransomed btw my moms nudes got leaked my rollbit username is berkayy

Me: Bro, stop tip fishing

by Mehmet1976 April 14, 2024

Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 16, 2019

3-Tip

This is a term used for Tri-tip steak.

How was the 3-tip cooked

by Riverrat4lfe September 26, 2022

Tip Rape

When a hot girl flirts with you just so you give a good tip or when they go ahead and add a tip non consensually.

Drunk Golfer: “Hey I’ll take two purple pies”
Hot Cart girl: “Ok, $10 tip too?”
Drunk Golfer: “Absolutely”
Unknown Bystander: “You’ve been tip raped”

by golfer12345 July 19, 2023

2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022

Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.

Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.

by SatMisc November 21, 2013