fuck by the numbers

A mathematical way to have sexual intercourse.

He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?

She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.

He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).

<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>

by Ginny P. December 17, 2011

Roman numeral appreciation

Superbowl

I wish I was alive in 1969 to see the NY Jets Win Roman numeral appreciation III.

by Mike Tsirklin February 1, 2009

numbers

a drug order. how much you want of a certain drug or multiple drugs.

I texted my dealer numbers.

by friendswithintervals September 3, 2006

numberic

A spelling mistake often made by those whom can't spell.

LostSmurf4: my top level password are random alpha numberic

by onewhocanspell September 7, 2005

matching numbers

When an american collectors car has the original engine, frame and gearbox. All stamped serial numers match.

Heard a Hemi Cuda was sold at Scottsdale for 1 million. But it was matching numbers.

by Leif Persson February 15, 2006

The Numbers

A mysterious sequence of numbers that keeps appearing, either in fully or individually, on the American hit TV drama Lost. The sequence is 4-8-15-16-23-42.

"Wait, that metronome has '108' on it! Isn't that the sum of the Numbers?"

by Shay Guy October 23, 2006

Complex numbers

A euphemism for fake breasts used during conversations in which the subject or subject's friends may be able to hear what is being said.

Derived from mathematics where complex numbers are those that are not real (like the breasts.)

Holy shit check out those complex numbers!

by qukkie August 6, 2008