Canadian Dates Included

What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary

NEW SUMMER TOUR! 60 SHOWS! CANADIAN DATES INCLUDED!!!
Canadians not living in Vancouver: meh

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Date Grape Koolaid

An example of the rape culture in America. The name of a beverage from The Daiquiri Factory that attempts to *poke fun* at date rape. Their next flavors will include Roofie-Colada and Cherry Popper. rape culture, sexual assault

"Date Grape Koolaid" is not a clever or funny name because it is offensive to rape survivors and condones sexual assault.

by UrbanTalker June 14, 2014

Starcraft 2 Release Date

A date of legend. It is usually used to describe a date that will never happen in our, or several lifetimes. A suitable replacement for the common phrase "when pigs fly".

Person 1:"Do you think I will get an A in this class?"
Person 2:"Yeah, on the Starcraft 2 Release Date!"

Person 1:"When can I drive the Jag?"
Person 2:"When Starcraft 2 is released"

by Master_of_Idioms January 27, 2009

Don't Date Him Girl

A great site to warn others about cheaters, players, losers, haters, etc.

Kelly, that guy that asked you out yesterday, he's on don't date him girl .com!

Kelly: What?!?!

by justdontdatehimgirl May 5, 2009

Gay Date

Engaging in a day of frivolous activities with close friends, while having the time of your lives. Sharing hearty laughs and special moments, creating cherished memories that will last a lifetime. Esp. at a park, beach, boardwalk, or coastline with scenic views.

Helpful accessories: Kite, Digital camera, Ipod (with speakers), Sunscreen, Towels/blankets. etc.

Let's have a gay date in Long Beach! I'll bring the tunes, you bring the kite, we'll have a blasty!

by Danny Dyce September 12, 2006

Prom Date Dumpster Baby

Any fan or player of the Columbus Crew.

"He's a Crew fan?"

"Yes."
"Oh that means he is a prom date dumpster baby."

by deadonred September 16, 2009

Starcraft 2 Release Date

The Gaming industry's version of "Chinese Democracy"

Man 1: When is the fucking Starcraft 2 Release Date gonna be?

Man 2: I dunno! Maybe it will be like Chinese Democracy, which might mean never?!

Man 3: You retard! Chinese Democracy IS out already in stores so there's still hope Starcraft 2 will come out somehow! Its not a matter of if BUT when!

by Now Put Her In The Buck March 11, 2010