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bedding guilt

When you buy new bedding with a significant other, have sexual relations, share moments etc., only to stop speaking. You want to change this bedding, but ultimately its just a few months old. Changing the sheets is just not enough-the duvet or comforter lingers with memories and you want it gone... but you just refuse to spend $1000 on all new bedding because you just purchased this! You need to learn to deal with it, at least until next season!
You should be living with this bedding guilt, or at least buy me a new duvet!
by Free Spirited know it all February 7, 2018
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bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.
"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."
by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025
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in bed

when your mom tells you to get in bed and you really just play xbox till 5am
get in bed johnny, you've got school tomorrow!
by HyweII November 25, 2018
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Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018
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Bed talk

Two dudes talking while leaning against a truck bed, or while sitting on tailgate.
"How many beer cans do you think will fit in here?" "That's some bed talk bruh"
by Mega D 5000 May 18, 2022
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Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025
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Blue bed

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
Man I loved my trip through Europe but those hostel mattresses gave me blue bed!
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018
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