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Pole Hand

a: In pole dancing, the dancer's strong arm; the primary source of supporting her body weight on the pole. Usually the arm located highest on the pole.

b: A pole dancer's immediate reflectory response to the Pimp Hand.
"He tried to pull the pimp hand shit on me but I gave the mouthy prick the pole hand right back, and he shut the f@*% up."
by Court Reporting March 27, 2006
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Jizz hands

1.) An air blowjob, complete with money shot.

2.) Your hands after you're done masturbating. If done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain cum.
1.)I was so hot I went and jizz handed the fan.

2.) After masturbation, it's awesome to hold your jizz hands to the sky and let the rain cum.
by Zephyrzkingdom August 11, 2010
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Hand Sandwich

This is where you are holding hands with someone, and one person encloses the held hands with their free hand, thus creating a sandwich of the hands.
Friend: So he held your hand?
You: Yeah, we made a hand sandwich
by Le Snaz Meister January 11, 2015
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Ham-Hand

When an individual either male or female is too intoxicated or in an excessively impaired mental state that prevents them from properly performing the act of masturbation upon themselves or another person.
"I was trying to beat off last night and I drank so much fucking robitussin and rubbing alcohol that I wound up just socking myself in the nuts instead, I totally ham-handed that one."
by mikiter September 9, 2013
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The invisible hand

A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.
I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me
by Redsword1996 May 3, 2015
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ghost hand

A very hard working, underappreciated person. Often dumped on by their friends because of their unreliability. Considered too mature for their age (acting like a father or mother to their peers). Also associated with being updateable.
Jake: Who is she? she's hott
Tom: Dont waste your time, she's a ghost hand
Jake: Damn, what a waste...
by obsolete10 December 30, 2008
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Holding Hands

Hand holding, when done correctly entails but is not limited to=
Hot, sweaty fun filled sex.
Quinny and Steph like Holding hands, hard.
by DINORAPIST69 July 14, 2014
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