Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!

If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.

by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020

Google

A search engine bent on taking over planet earth someday very soon...

Google knows all... Hehehehe

by ArtemisWolfe December 9, 2016

Google Quest

To go on a google adventure, trying to google something when you dont know what you want to google. If you dont have the words to google what you want to google, you start a google quest to get to what you are googling.

Trying to search the recipe of a food but you dont remember its name, so you start a google quest to find the name of the food first so that you can find its recipe after, your simple googling has now turned into a quest to reach your initial google.

by shanktank09 August 16, 2020

Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".

Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022

Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google

I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

Google Play Games

An aplication that might be installed in a device or is already there by Google company. This app offers recommended games to try (50% are boring as hell) and games with their own achievements.

The shitty part about it is that is full of uninterested, tasteless usernames that cheat through the Learderboard while like some fucking cowards: they play things like Hay Day , Candy Crush, or any video game +100 achievements and have a ninja profile.

{Or probably XP cheating}

-Dude I got 2.758.573.052,54 score on Google Play Games Learderboard while having the name "BonelessGamer39".
- KYS.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Google slop

The sometimes Hilarious, dangerous, or nonsensical results of Google's "AI Overview"

In the latest example of Google Slop, its AI recommends that you eat a rock a day

by MC_Escher May 25, 2024