crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015

robux monster

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Robux, and is willing to grope its foes for the virtual currency.

Oh my god robux monster! Stop groping me! I have no robux!

by aaaaaaaaaaaa simanic groped me May 24, 2017

Dharma monster

A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.

Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.

by Anthony W. Yochmann March 13, 2009

bling monster

A hip-hop group based out of cleveland; An individual who is larger than life itself.

Hell'n Killah is a real bling monster.

by Q November 16, 2004

krookie monster

Skaters unable to skate transition. Originates from the skate trick "k-grind" short for "crooked-grind"

"Dude, that grom can switch heel a 10-stair, but he cant drop into a 2-foot tranny!"
"I know bro, he's a krookie monster"

by Daniel April 5, 2005

meth-monster

Person who has a violent reaction to methamphetamine.

"We sold him some meth, but that guy was a meth-monster, he fucked the place up good."

by MF September 5, 2002

Monster Truck

While sitting, you get a friend to sit on your lap sideways and bounce them up and down while chanting, "monster truck, monster truck." Go to breakfast after.

Terry monster trucked Ricky and now we're hungry.

by scho_girl January 10, 2010