Muff dog

An ugly oak(jeppe boy) thats gets no chicks and no friends and he muffs dogs

That jeppe boy is all alone with his dog he must be a muff dog

by Hate jeppe fag January 3, 2019

muffafalluffallo

A ungroomed 70s lady mustache.

The stripper we dropped off under the patulo bridge had the biggest muffafalluffallo ever.

by Nil8tpack January 16, 2019

Muffalo

A huge camel toe, bigger than a moose knuckle.

Damn did you see ogre looking bitche's muffalo?

by Elcochiloko February 3, 2019

muff sweats

A sweating muff

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats

by Vincel February 17, 2019

muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

muff soup

The process by which a male will fuck a girl so hard that he pops her hymen and she cums at the same time making a mix called muff soup

Thursday night I fucked this one ebony bitch and I hit that shit so hard her pussy just turned into some muff soup

by spunes February 28, 2019

Muff Head

A person who can fit an entire head in their vagina. Also used as a derogatory way of saying a woman has a loose vagina

"Yo Doug, Stacy is such a fucking muff head dude like god damn".

by CoonKiller21 March 2, 2019