Matt Urban

Matt Urban - The guy that goes around telling everyone he invented Urban Dictionary.
See Also - Aleta H
That guy walks around making up words on the fly, nobody can understand him. He's a real Matt Urban.
by RJH1985 July 27, 2015
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Got Matt?

When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles
Hey bro can you take me to get something?

Got Matt?
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Matt Coburn

Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders
Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!
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matt giammanco

a kid with lots of moles who likes 9 year olds
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Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long
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Matt long

Matt long is sucking balls
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Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

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