Love log

The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse

The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log

by Ralph loran October 19, 2021

log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex

Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.

by Tom4775i January 03, 2016

log layer

Someone who takes massive shits.

That there is an absolute log layer of a man!

by legomaster97 September 27, 2020

Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.

-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.

by Han's Dyman November 12, 2011

Sawin’ logs

(Verb) associated with that which is awesome, all time, or totally tubular.

Did you surf third street today? Hammy was totally sawin’ logs!

by nicotina turner October 22, 2023

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 29, 2023

old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.

"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."

by Davellin August 28, 2023