Bryan Johnson

Big Dick!!! The moment when someone tells,

You follow Bryan Johnson protocol

by Shaiq_0563019668(🇦🇪) October 20, 2023

Johnson

Another word for penis or to describe any common object. Commonly used among underground music artists from Florida.

Slim Patty: On johnson I didn’t smack his johnson with my johnson.

Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh

by cassware October 28, 2023

Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work

Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!

by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 2, 2023

Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.

Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.

by AMDolt November 16, 2023

Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)

"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me

by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023

Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.

“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”

by Esqueda December 26, 2023

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023