Cranbury New Jersey

A rich white snobby town. The kids there are dicks with are their fuckin preppy ass clothes and nice cars. Every house is at least twice as big as a normal persons house. Every car on the street is either Audi, BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, Hummer or Porsche. They can all go die in hell. I hate those people. Every kid there is a perfect jock/preppy/yuppie jackass. Everyone is white, and if you live there your either a WASP or a WASJ aka White Anglo Saxon Protestan or White Anglo Saxon Jew. Everyone there belongs to at least one Country Club and if you dont make over a million a year, dont bother moving in.

i heard that cranbury new jersey has commitees for each neighborhood that "check out" who wants to move into their area and if they're not white, they probably wont let you live there

by sdiufhl48 May 17, 2008

north jersey

The reason that New Jersey is called the "Armpit of America." Overcrowded, too close to New York, and home to many nasty factories. Also contains Newark, which is basically a death trap, and a shitty sports complex.

If you are driving in Newark, or any North Jersey city for that matter, be sure to lock your doors and roll up your windows.

by Dewey June 21, 2004

JEDs

Juvenile Erectile Disfunction, enough said

Jed has been recently diagnosed with JEDs

by Orangeman February 21, 2008

jersey

A state in the east coast that isn't known for much else besides Jersey Shore, a t.v. show about this state and it's stereotypical losers that live in it, and it's disgusting smell. The people from Jersey are all stuck in the 80's. The guys wear those "Scarface Suits", the women still have big hair, and they still wear animal prints. Jersey used to be made fun of all the time but over the past year or so it's become The State. It's stopped being known as "That shitty state between Pennsylvania and New York". With about three t.v. shows set in this state (Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and The Sopranos and Cake Boss) this place has become the East Coast version of Hollywood.

jersey guy:"Yoooo sweetheart wuzzup?"
jersey "lady": "uh muh gawd. you are like so fucking' hot. ya wanna fuck?"

by jersey new jersey jersey shore December 14, 2010

jersey backhand

when a man is standing erect and puts one leg up on a chair or couch or possibly side of the bathtub... reaches around his straight leg and grabs his erect penis (pinky finger out) and beats his meat...... this can be done with a partner as well

I went to my friend Chris's house to visit, and I walked in on him pleasuring himself with the JERSEY BACKHAND.

by Chris Adey May 5, 2006

The New Jersey Monster

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

The College of New Jersey

Here at this school, you can't even say there is a fine line between the overachievers who are getting an "excellent" education.. and the all- star athlete from one of the neighboring counties. Atheltes stick together and sororities/ & fraternites sitck together. There is never any mixing. The athletes dont like greek life because there smart enough to pass classes w/o being a phys ed major and greek life hate athletes because they have NCAA championships to put on their resumes not just GPAs.

" omg i love my BIg big, and lilil and all the friends i pay for"-- typical sorority chick at the college of new jersey

by Kittenheel April 19, 2006