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California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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Nutella fight

When you and your gurl having anal and both if you randomly shit you procced to throw the shit at eachother leaving a nutella-like substance behind.
Oi bruv me and my girl had bare nutella fights last night init bludclart.
by Big smelly gypsy January 13, 2017
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DICK FIGHT

Dating game with no loyalty involving sexual encounters or intimacy provoked by women in In search of her lover .Men will have sex with woman knowingly she's involved with a current partner as dating competition against other men . A woman will engage sexually with several men to find the husband or boyfriend. He that gives her the most orgasms included with legs shaking,and squirting, trouble walking is the winner to become her significant other if she is also treated and courted well. If he can be consistent.
My brother realized he was in a dick fight with his best friend and his girlfriend's ex .
by anonymous June 23, 2022
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Kangaroo fight

When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.
"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"
by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021
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Cat Fight

Man, they're being animals in that CAT FIGHT, more of an animal than normal
by Harold's Nuggets June 17, 2022
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stweet fight

n) an argument/fight on twitter.

v) to post heated tweets about another person, never actually confronting them in person.
"that stweet fight Chris Brown had with Tyler the Creator was crazy yo!" #superstweetfighter
by sveti August 27, 2012
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2-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.
by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021
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