Hipsterapolis

The nickname for Minneapolis, MN. This is due to all the art shows, bike trails, and farmers markets. About 90% of the Northeast side is Hipster. And most small town-Minnesotans go to Minneapolis scared thinking their will be crime, and they leave thinking to themselves 'There is nothing more gay than what i have just witnessed'

Person 1: Why is he wearing those really tight jeans, we can see his junk.
Person 2: That's because he just returned from Hipsterapolis.

by anonamerigo November 13, 2011

Hipsperg

A hipster with asperger's syndrome. A hipsperg is almost always:

1. An indie game creator who will produce a pretentious art game or an ironic game about zombies.

2. A smug video game reviewer.

Easily identifiable by their fedoras and scraggly beards.

Person 1: I was looking at upcoming game releases on Steam and saw a rhythm game about dinosaur riding Nazi zombies.

Person 2: I bet a fucking hipsperg made that.

by DelightfulRascal April 25, 2011

hipsteria

Excessive or uncontrollable fear of humans who wear overpriced Von Dutch clothing, mesh backed trucker hats,have matted down hair product induced "bed heads" and wear threadbare vintage rock shirts of bands they don't really enjoy listening to.

Erin had to flee the record shop quickly when the guy in line wearing a Blondie shirt and mesh Von Dutch hat started talking about how "deck" his new portable record player sounded. Erin suffers from accute "Hipsteria."

by Mike Falcigno April 18, 2004

Hipstercrite

A play on the words Hipster and Hypocrite. A hipstercrite is a hipster who often contradicts his own well thought out, yet pretentious ideals (although, they sometimes see this as 'ironic' rather than hypocritical) Examples include:
1. Jude just finished blogging about how Big-market Corporations are taking over America and weeding out smaller businesses. He then closed his Mac Book Pro and finished drinking his Starbucks coffee.
2. India claims to have loved the band Foster the People, and at one time thought she was their biggest fan. However, with their recent VMA nomination for Best New Artist, she thinks they're too mainstream and now suck.

Hipster: I'm an original thinker. I go against the mainstream.
Intelligent person: You're such a hipstercrite. Intentionally going against what's popular and current to fit in with your hipster crowd makes you a follower, not and original thinker. Why not just be yourself?
Hipster: Being myself is too mainstream.
Intelligent person: Yeah, I thought you'd say that.

by WigglyJiggleJigglyWiggle September 3, 2011

hipsterical

(adj) - when someone is so much of a hipster that the sight of them makes one laugh histerically.

That guy's such a hipster, it's hipsterical!

by speed racist July 9, 2009

Hopster

The next big thing. Hipsters are too mainstream nowadays, so become a hopster. A hopster is someone who does everything after it has already become uncool.

Is that guy wearing jean shorts? Wow, what a hopster!

by The next big thing December 6, 2013

hipstermobile

A single-speed, fixed-gear bicycle (typically with track handlebars). The hipstermobile is used only in an urban environment, usually to get back and forth between one's loft apartment and the coffee shop.

Check out the dude on the hipstermobile -- he can ride that thing in traffic while sipping on his latte!

by DrMoop January 4, 2008