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McMillen High School 

A school full of rich, white boys that think they're ghetto enough to be considered poor. All the girls stuff their bra, drink till they fuck 5 kids in 2 minutes, and make you pay 30 dollars just for a one, raw, dry hand-job and some candies to stuff your nose with on the side. The bathrooms are crowded every passing period with bitches passing their periods and guys giving each other blowjobs. Every girl drink Starbucks on the daily, and chick-fil-a is stuffed into their fat faces. Trash cans are being burnt left and right like a 2013 Minecraft PVP zone. You can smell the off-tasting pussy and the fly, high weed filling your nostrils every time you walk into a classroom. All the teachers are from WW2 and still have guns in their back pockets for the fear factor, yet none of them have a slight idea of what the fuck happens. Full of stoners and people who get their rocks off to feet. Never in my life have I seen such a down bad, run-off the wall, shitty school for being built in the last decade.
"You know McMillen High School"
"I'm gonna have to stop you right there (Backs up slowly and walks away)"

martin van buren high school 

martin van buren is a the littest school in queens and nobody can beat van in a fight.
Girl1: Where does the girl who wants to fight you go ?
Girl2: She goes to Martin Van Buren High School.
Girl1: Oh that’s bad for business your going to get jumped.

west covina high school 

Ghetto ass school, guaranteed to get jumped or in a fight at least twice a year.

Willow Canyon High School 

The most badass school in the entire Dysart District. It is a requirement to carry a gun to enter the campus.

Kids usually carry about 10 to 20 pounds of cocaine on them at a time. If you go to this school's football games you will either be shot or sold crack.

The security will smoke pot with you. Instead of doing chemistry, there are meth labs.

One time the senior class put a pool on top of B building as a senior prank.
Willow Canyon High School Student 1: "Hey man did you see that fight last hour?"
Willow Student 2: "Which fight? Also, did you see that guy getting caught selling coke again?"
Willow Student 1: "How'd he get caught? I thought security smokes with us."

Food and Finance High School

1. Where 50% of kids come because no other school accepted them.

2. Where 3/4 of the kids don't like to cook.

3. Where there is a bunch of unnecessary drama.
Food and Finance High School
OMG, I hope freshman leave FFHS as soon as possible.

Lincoln Northeast High School 

This is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where every hoe stands in the middle of the hallway and block everyone going to class which leads to lunch detention
Ex: Lincoln Northeast High School is home to many annoying students