Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

The Evans effect

Incorrect 'bodged, cheap electrical craftsmanship, as a result of a large number of unskilled, inexperienced, beta males. in a closed environment.

when viewing poor electrical installation - 'who has succumbed to the Evans effect', 'have i just entered the Evans effect'

by Final Twinkler March 26, 2021

drew evans

He's a hot guy usually blond. He's a serious athlete and a pretty decent student. He has a really big dick and has nice abs. He dreams about having kids with his gf or crush all the time. He's totally adorable!!!

He's such a drew evans!!!!

by Karenrooney April 20, 2017

Kian Evans

Kian Evans is a mythical and very evil creature

They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.

I saw the mythical Kian Evans yesterday goofy agh guy

by heezcamblimgten November 17, 2023

Mr Evans

A very handsome teacher.

Me and layla love him

Mr evans has a Hot aussie accent

by Helloitsmebyeeeee January 14, 2021

Evan

1.A man who has such big brain that part of it is stored in a pocket dimension of which he is overlord
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome

Meaning 1:
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment

by li cheng January 1, 2020