by Griff the man March 16, 2009

Similar to modern dating, modern dumping is the breaking up with a partner by solely changing your relationship status to "single" on your social networking site.
A: My girlfriend broke up with me last night.
B: Wow, that's harsh. What happened?
A: It was by modern dumping. I had no idea until I checked my facebook that night.
B: Wow, that's harsh. What happened?
A: It was by modern dumping. I had no idea until I checked my facebook that night.
by amyvr August 17, 2009

A rotten dirty excuse for a vagina literally your last resort but definitely one you keep a secret and wear 10 rubbers but enjoy every second of its nasty glory
by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018

how former President Trump referred to absentee or mail in votes being counted which he claimed were "massive dumps", When a president writes the lines on SNL for them.
by LearyFilms October 8, 2022

Taking a dump while playing doodle jump. In order to leave the bathroom you must exceed a pre set point limit on the game. This activity is absolutely crucial during long bouts of waiting for something exciting eg pre-concert, movie previews, etc.
Dude 1: Hey, where did regis go?
Dude 2: He's gonna be awhile, hes locked in a doodle dump session.
Dude 1: Ahh I see...
Dude 2: He's gonna be awhile, hes locked in a doodle dump session.
Dude 1: Ahh I see...
by Ciaphas November 19, 2011

Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.
by MostlyGood July 3, 2010

When you take a dump in a public restroom only to find out your stall is out of toilet paper and have to switch stalls to one that does
by TXHeat August 26, 2013
