dragon llama

An epic beast that is too epic to be portrayed in mythology. It breathes fire, farts bubbles, and eats skittles.

This is an epic dragon llama!

by A'zazele March 23, 2022

Red Dragon

After you perform oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle, you spit your fiery hot bloody vaginal discharge on her face while you roar at her till she runs from you like donkey from Shrek.

Griffy told me at recess today he red dragoned Karen, and he can’t wait until next month to do it again.

by Masopeso March 26, 2021

Drama Dragon

A person with a huge dick acting like a drama queen.

On Facebook, a guy posts a pic of himself shirtless,

Girl "Nice Boobs, haha jk."

Guy"Those aren't boobs those are pecs"

Girl "Quit being such a Drama Dragon"

by Holyroller17 September 19, 2011

Dragon Goggles

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.

I gave her a fat pair of Dragon Goggles last night

by Chodegirl June 6, 2016

Broken Dragon

An event that takes place while smoking in which someone laughs during a drag and it results in the person violently exhaling and coughing

Man I told a hilarious joke to my friend and got him to Broken Dragon

by JWatson1999 June 26, 2020

Kissing The Dragon

The act of pressing your lips on the coils of your vape while holding down the ignition switch.

Hey bro, Lookout! You didn't put your cover back on your vape...dude you almost ended up Kissing The Dragon.

by CakeTheOtter October 31, 2021

feltch dragon

When your feltching a girl and she lights her own fart at the same time

Was watching game of thrones with Mary and got a bit horny and she decided to feltch dragon me

by Sensation69 April 20, 2018