squirt and dirt

The action of using the toilet and relievings one's self of both Urine and Feces in the same sitting.

C'mon man we need to get out of here i need to squirt and dirt.

by OrangeMan123 December 12, 2006

dick in the dirt

The act of driving one's penis, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the anus of another.

While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.

by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013

Joe Dirt

A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt.

What the hell is that guy wearing?! What a Joe Dirt.

by APU JOE April 20, 2009

ball dirt

the lint and pubic hair found on the rim of a public urinal

somebodies gotta clean up that ball dirt

by dirty bugger July 30, 2012

butt dirt

poop

i just did some bad, bad butt dirt.

by king felix January 25, 2019

Dirty Dirt Squirrel

A name pertaining to a normally clean, well-kept person who shows up to the occasional social function looking slovenly.
Particularly pertains to homosexuals who've had a lapse in personal hygiene.
eg. Wearing a wife-beater with stains and holes.

Oh my God J.P., you look like a dirty dirt squirrel!

by Voortman Cookie Model May 3, 2006

Chocolate covered dirt monkey

A person of african decent or commonly known as a black person.

That chocolate covered dirt monkey stole my chicken and kool-aid.

by xpoxopx November 28, 2010