The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.
"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"
by BurningBrook June 28, 2022
What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
An example of the rape culture in America. The name of a beverage from The Daiquiri Factory that attempts to *poke fun* at date rape. Their next flavors will include Roofie-Colada and Cherry Popper. rape culture, sexual assault
"Date Grape Koolaid" is not a clever or funny name because it is offensive to rape survivors and condones sexual assault.
by UrbanTalker June 15, 2014
A date of legend. It is usually used to describe a date that will never happen in our, or several lifetimes. A suitable replacement for the common phrase "when pigs fly".
Person 1:"Do you think I will get an A in this class?"
Person 2:"Yeah, on the Starcraft 2 Release Date!"
Person 1:"When can I drive the Jag?"
Person 2:"When Starcraft 2 is released"
Person 2:"Yeah, on the Starcraft 2 Release Date!"
Person 1:"When can I drive the Jag?"
Person 2:"When Starcraft 2 is released"
by Master_of_Idioms January 28, 2009
by justdontdatehimgirl May 06, 2009
Engaging in a day of frivolous activities with close friends, while having the time of your lives. Sharing hearty laughs and special moments, creating cherished memories that will last a lifetime. Esp. at a park, beach, boardwalk, or coastline with scenic views.
Helpful accessories: Kite, Digital camera, Ipod (with speakers), Sunscreen, Towels/blankets. etc.
Helpful accessories: Kite, Digital camera, Ipod (with speakers), Sunscreen, Towels/blankets. etc.
by Danny Dyce September 12, 2006
by deadonred September 16, 2009