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chasing the crazy turkey 

A sexual act involving two partners (the turkey and the dominator) in which one partner (the turkey) flaps their arms around and makes gobble sounds while the dominator chases them around the room attempting to place their scrotum upon their partner's chin/ neck area, simulating the look of a real turkey.
Michael chased Lindsay around the office, chasing the crazy turkey, while Ryan watched with amusement.

Katherine Harris crazy 

a) a person interested in bringing about the Apocolypse. Only slightly less dangerous than global warming,
"Katherine Harris crazy" is vetrinarilly synonymous with an animal being "rabid." See also Adolf Hitler; Pol Pot; Joseph Stalin; Sauron; George W. Bush; Emperor Palpatine; Blue Duck; the two Asiain-American dudes that always drag race John Cusak's character (Lane Meyer)in Better Off Dead; Khhhhaaannnnn!!!!!; evil genius Vince McMahon; Lex Luthor; the kid in second grade who kicked my ass.

b) someone whose head is so far up their own ass that they lose their sense of sight, except of course for the sight of their own sigmoid colon.
Dude, puttin' these muthafuckin' snakes on a muthafuckin' plane is muthafuckin' Katherine Harris crazy.

Taser Crazy 

When you are having sex and your partner is being less than energetic in bed, so you taser their ass and let them start doing most of the work.
"Hey Nicole how was sex last night?"

" It started out pretty shitty, he was acting like he was half dead so I went taser crazy on his ass and had some of the best sex ever. Too bad for him, he doesn't remember half of it."
Taser Crazy by Moneyshotman February 10, 2010

lock crazy

When your paranoid roommate is alone for an extended period of time and gets in the habit of deadbolting the door, then when you return from a trip you constantly get locked out (even with your key). Their habit tends to be hard to break.
Used in a sentence:

My lock crazy roommate keeps deadbolting the damn door, and this makes me angry when it is lightning outside.

Ginger Crazy 

A fun-loving girl that is completely sane, but doesn’t necessarily care what other people think about her can elicit laughs from people without even trying. She often has a magnetic personality and is a y nature, she a little bit of a daredevil attitude.
“Did you see Janina on that jet ski yesterday?. She had a Ginger Crazy moment, she was hilarious!”
Ginger Crazy by Missmojito23 December 7, 2011

nigga crazy 

Randy: Kevin just ollied through a ring of fire
Bill: Thats nigga crazy
nigga crazy by spammyhammy August 31, 2012