Crappertrons

A word invented by a little Asian boy with ADHD. It has the same meaning as the word “Crap” but with -trons added at the end for extra effect. You can also do the same thing for other words, like schlawggertron or niggatron.

Man 1: Hey, you got an F on your most recent test.

Man 2: Oh Crappertrons!!

by Schlawgertron January 13, 2024

Crappuccino

When your first sip of morning coffee makes your bowels instantly move and you got to go. Rather than leave the coffee, you bring it to toilet so you can drink and poop at the same time.

Bill was in a rush to leave for work but still needed to drink his morning coffee. Upon his first sip he felt the urge to poop. Bill decided to multitask and took his coffee to the toilet. At this point Bill was enjoying a Crappuccino.

by schiniS February 3, 2024

Crapple

Noun. A juice mixture of cranberry and apple.

In this heat some crapple would be just what I need!

by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024

crappy pilot

Someone who is very similar to Tristern Mccan

He's so silly, he's such a crappy pilot.

by ShinryBart April 3, 2024

Crapper Snapper

That Crapper Snapper is dripping like a creamy clam chowder.

Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.

by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024

CrappingMaw

Someone who has a habit of having naked people sit on their face and eating their shit

Person 1 "At least I am not a CrappingMaw"
Person 2 "You can't say shit you lick Crapping Maws"

by Thou AnalSharter May 3, 2024

Crappop

when guardian/parent/friend doesn’t believe your excuse concerning a significant other

“Girl, my mom didn’t believe crappop”

by Berryptic May 29, 2024