Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

Binderize Me Captain!

An expression that means the person is being told this should find, make or steal a binder and shove it up their own ass so deep that they're bleeding.

Hey Douche! Binderize me captain!

by Hannibal King 969 June 16, 2009

DA Co-Captains

1) Two people who live wasted and never lose in BP

and

2) two people who drink to get fucked up everyday jus to have sum fun and fuck wit otha people

Da Co-Captains are the illest drinkers ever.

by Tony and Dante September 12, 2008

Who Killed Captain Alex

One of the best Action movies ever filmed, coming right out of Uganda. The animation is amazing, and the actors are top notch.

Dude, have you seen 'Who Killed Captain Alex yet'? Its amazing!

by Captain Alex of UgandaAirForce January 30, 2018

Captain of the diving Team

1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving

Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?

You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.

Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer

You--laugh

by mangu43 January 21, 2006

Aye aye captain

Something yo bitch says when you say you want this dick sucked like a lollipop on a nice summer day

Him: ayo suck this dick ma
Her:Aye aye captain

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

Who Killed Captain Alex

The best fucking movie in the entire Multiverse. So the movie starts out in the year 2013, everybody in wakali are elite belts in karate. Then all of the people have the best fucking guns in the world, there's this one made out of PVC pipes and it's painted black. Also the Africans are like really agile and active, they jump at each-other and kick one another as if the victims asking his friend to get a landmine off of his shoe. The movie kinda ends whenever Captain Alex dies and they introduce his cousins Dads brothers son "Bruce U", i don't know how he's related to Bruce Lee maybe. Also theres scenes where a black woman got shot.

Who killed captain alex was a pretty good movie.

by birb ice tea July 31, 2017