Sexy Cake

Every sexy person is a slice of sexy cake. People who are sexy on one way are on one side of the cake while people who are sexy in another way is on the other side. The sexier someone is, the bigger the slice they are.

Caitlyn: Look at him, he is so sexy!
Emily: How big a slice do you think he is?
Caitlyn: I think he's a whole cake Em!

by apple-scruff July 11, 2004

fudge cakes

it's basically a crazy word that should be used only when u really must... For the word fuck. I have used a total of 134.334 times

holy fudge cakes (insert blank situation)

by David November 21, 2004

cake job

Taking a shit on the top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cake job pic so I ate hummus and crackers for two days and let it rip right on her corn rows

by AnctRome March 7, 2008

Vagina Cakes

A two-word phrase used as an entertaining filler during a conversation. It is NOT commonly used to revitalize a dead conversation. Rather, it is used to liven up an already good conversation or to emphasize that the listener (the one using the phrase) has stopped listening or is ready to change the subject.

Woman: "I'm really hungry. I haven't eaten all day. What should we have for dinner tonight?"
Man: "Vagina cakes."

by Ryan H. Stone January 4, 2009

Cake Hammer

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.

"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

waffle cake

a load of bullshit that someone may tell you about themselves or other people.

Friend:yo what did you do today?
Moe:yeh you wont believe what happend i got into this fat beef and then i found this gat next to me so i shot one of the guys.
Friend:Allow you and you waffle cake.

by gedi January 5, 2007

bitch cake

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)

God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.

by Bitch Bakers July 1, 2004