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There's no crying in baseball

Taken from the 1992 film 'A league of their own', when Tom Hanks' character says it to own his female players who started to weep when she couldn't handle the criticism he had on her.

Outside of baseball, people replace the last word with their occupation (There's no crying in politics!///There's no crying in wrestling!///etc)

When someone says that to you, they actually want to say something like 'Be a man' or 'Don't be a pansy'.

A variant of the use was spotted on many websites, while commenting on Hillary Clinton's infamous speech in which she seemed to on the brink of crying.

* During the halftime of a baseball match *
COACH: 'ANDERSON! WTF where you doing out there!? Don't you have a f*cking brain or something? Not even a chimp hit the ball like that! Where you out of your f*cking mind? WHERE YOU??
ANDERSON: *starts to cry*
COACH: Oh come on, what the f*ck is this...
ANDERSON: *still crying* I'm sorry coach....I was stupid, I....*proceeds to cry even louder*
COACH: No! No, No, No! You stop that right now Anderson, do you hear me! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
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Baseball Girl 

Girls that play baseball with the boys. Some girls are just as good as the boys, the others are uncoordinated retards who play baseball so they can look pretty in a hat and for the attention of the guys. Most Baseball Girls turn out to be lesbians expecially in Australia. Australian Girl Baseball Players are usually the biggest redneck hillbillies. Excepting girls from the beaches and the city in NSW where they are very good ball players and extremely good looking.
1. Baseball Girl who is athletic, determined and loves the company of guys.

2. Girl 1: I play for Hills District

Girl 2: I play for Cronulla

Baseball Guy: Cronulla girl is sexy *takes her home*

Baseball Guy 2: I'm dating one of the girls from Ryde, those city chicks are sexy as fcuk!
Baseball Girl by girlsplayball September 24, 2012
The place I hear screaming from also the home of Discord Mods
Karam:Why is there screaming coming from the basement?
Betty:Must be the rats letting you know they're there.
Basement by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

mom's basement 

the place I live in
mom's basement by need help March 8, 2022

Pain Basement 

This is what a dive bar turns into when you reach a level of intoxication where liqour tastes like water and bartenders will overserve you until you are in a personal hurt locker.
It looks like Ryan stayed in the pain basement a bit to long last night and woke up hugging the toilet.

We are forever calling "The Recovery Room" the Pain Basement. No one has ever recovered anything but herpes there.
Pain Basement by TRCLAMS April 18, 2010

baseball dad 

A guy, that supports his son at a baseball game by fighting with another loud mouth father on the opposing team when infact he has no intrest int he game itself, and only goes for the fight. The fight starts by both encouraging their teams, and then start mocking the opposing team, then one will take their shirt off, then wait to see if the opposing father is interested in the fight, if so the one with no shirt will pour beer onto the opposing father then the fight commences. The winner of the fight is taken away by local law enforcement, as the winning dad says 'im sorry, i thought this was america, i thought this was america, freedom, i thought this was america'.

See: Southpark Season 9 Episode 5, The Loosing Streak
Baseball dad 1: GO California
Baseball dad 2: GO Washington
Baseball dad 1: Washington sucks! Go California!
Baseball dad 2: Washington owns your butt.
*Baseball dad 1 takes off shirt*
Baseball dad 1: What, what do you wanna do
Baseball dad 2: You better shut up a**hole
*Baseball dad 1 pours beer on Baseball dad 2*
*FIGHT COMMENCES*
Baseball dad 1: What i cant stand up for my town? what? im sorry i thought this was America, im sorry, i thought i was in America.
baseball dad by Ex baseball dad December 28, 2005

basehead 

1) Drug addict who can't find anything else better to do with their free time but get wasted.
1)A lot of teenagers
2)Sadly, most college students.
3)Probably that bum in your downtown area
4)Aww fuck it, probably you.
basehead by MayGah February 8, 2004