Arts Class

British people say this for some reason. Dumb bastards.
Smefflewilliam: Oi bruvwick, me's gunna go to arts class innit

Fondlewick: Ey! Good idea bruv. We's gonna lern so many pai'ins by picasser!

The boys head to the art class at Smuffleton School for Boys.

Madam Chodeley: Ello you cheb sucking tots! Dis painting is by picasser! E' loves maken cube ladies!

Fondlewick: Oi Smefflewilliam. Lets get the bloody 'ell ou' of 'ere.

Smefflewilliam: Good idea, lad.

They run out and promptly are killed in an acid attack.
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Art Critic

A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.
Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.
by Adaaaaaaam November 07, 2008
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Art critic

Originating as a north eastern term thats is most commonly associated with the union square neighborhood of New York City. An art critic is a person who is specialized in analyzing interpreting and evaluating art.
*looks at some shitty bowls and laughs*

Artist - Are you laughing at my work?
Meg- No I’m an art critic.
by Notpa October 25, 2019
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The great arts war

The Warren high school, between ✨choir kids✨, orchestra, kids, theater, kids, band, kids, and art kids.
1:woah, they look beat.
2:yeah, must be fighting in the great arts war
by Purpstar615 November 23, 2023
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non-feminist art major

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.
Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.
by JigglyPuffinYourMom July 19, 2015
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Art-boner

When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner

This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
Omg look at that textureI think I just got an Art-boner!
by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 05, 2022
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