Burning Log

Shoving your dick into the sappy bit of a tree then lighting the whole tree on fire.

I hear James tried burning log. howd it go
by dick didnt fit in the tree

by K9123 August 15, 2024

Pass the Log

Pushing a shit form your butthole into another persons butthole

Ayo bro pass the log

by Zack Zack Heart Attack January 20, 2022

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020

log truck

When you're doing your girl in the butt and you pull out with a brown log on your dick

Bro me and Gwynn were doing anal last night and she totally log trucked me

by Frankfurter52 April 30, 2014

old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.

"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."

by Davellin August 28, 2023

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022